10. You’re right; we’re billing way too much for this.
9. Bet you I can go a week without saying “synergy” or “value-added”.
8. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
6. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.Read the rest

10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
9. You get all excited it’s Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
8. Refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
7. Find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
6. Normally eat out of vending machines… Read the rest

1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
2. You decide to re-org your family into a “team-based organization.”
3. You refer to dating as test marketing.
4. You can spell “paradigm.”
5. You actually know what a paradigm is.
6. You understand your airline’s fare structure.
7. You write executive summaries on your love letters.Read the rest